do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Mom said you looked used
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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