WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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