Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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