Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i think my mom watched the whole time
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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