i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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