I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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