everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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