Kiss
Puke
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
is it fun? or sober?
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