yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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