Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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