i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
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