it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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