I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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