the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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