And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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