So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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