i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
