i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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