yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Randomize
