i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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