Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
