Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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