sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
