hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Four minutes until I can fart!
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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