I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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