remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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