Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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