party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I could fuck to npr.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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