pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
ok first of all what the fuck
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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