butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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