You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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