Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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