I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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