just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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