i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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