"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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