problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Randomize
