just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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