i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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