plz talk dirty to me
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
The power of my boobs compel you
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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