Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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