you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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