Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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