this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Randomize
