Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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