he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
We have started to decorate penises.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Is Oprah even human
We're hate flirting, damnit.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
