...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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