i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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