Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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