why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Randomize
