I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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