You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
